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Memoirs of a Dark Lord
The bitchinest Dark Lord alive.
Created on 2006-10-21 08:42:05 (#11435792), last updated 2009-08-29
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Basic Info| Name: | LORD VOLDEMORT |
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Bio"Who are you?" you may be asking yourself at this very moment. If you are, I assure you, in due time you will come to know my name well-- and probably won't live long to remember it.
I am LORD VOLDEMORT. THE Dark Lord. Leader of the Death Eaters. Bestower of the Dark Mark. No one can stand against my might, especially when I break into interpretive dance. FEAR MY SWEET DANCE MOVES.
I go where I please and do what I please. The world is my oyster, and I its most shining pearl.
My sole purpose in life, aside from world domination, is smiting Harry Potter out of existance. But when I'm not doing that, I enjoy knitting and watching Degrassi: The Next Generation. OH NO, YOU SO DID NOT JUST GO THERE DARCY.
She's the next on my list to kill, after Potter.
I also love bunnies. Nagini, my partner, and I are always on-call for bunny rescue.
If you would like to join my rank of Death Eaters, please leave a message with Lucius Malfoy. If you would like me to spare your life, please leave a message with Peter Pettigrew. I will send someone over shortly to dispose of you.
I am LORD VOLDEMORT. THE Dark Lord. Leader of the Death Eaters. Bestower of the Dark Mark. No one can stand against my might, especially when I break into interpretive dance. FEAR MY SWEET DANCE MOVES.
I go where I please and do what I please. The world is my oyster, and I its most shining pearl.
My sole purpose in life, aside from world domination, is smiting Harry Potter out of existance. But when I'm not doing that, I enjoy knitting and watching Degrassi: The Next Generation. OH NO, YOU SO DID NOT JUST GO THERE DARCY.
She's the next on my list to kill, after Potter.
I also love bunnies. Nagini, my partner, and I are always on-call for bunny rescue.
If you would like to join my rank of Death Eaters, please leave a message with Lucius Malfoy. If you would like me to spare your life, please leave a message with Peter Pettigrew. I will send someone over shortly to dispose of you.
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